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Yo momma so
Her face is on the front of a
That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried
to steal me wallet.
She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
Burglars break into yo momma's home and leave money.
When I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps
had run out.
The building society repossessed her cardboard box.
She watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.
Each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingers
She can't even afford to go to the free clinic.
When I saw her kickin a can down the road I asked yo momma what she was
doing....'Moving' she replied.
I caught her trying to use food stamps in the Gobstopper machine.
When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
I asked her where the 'facilities were' and she replied - "Pick a
I visited yo momma's house, tore down the cob webs and she screamed -
"Who's tearing down the drapes!!!!"
I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she
said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
Only time she smelled Hot Food was when a rich bloke farted...
When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered -
"Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
Closest thing to a car she owns is a low-riding Shopping
trolley....with a box on it...
She had to take out a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
Even Beggars give you money.
She bounces food stamps.
She can't even afford to pay attention.
She uses cardboard and ribena as bread and wine substitutes.
She uses chewing gum as a band aid.
She lives in a 2-story Cracker Jack box.
She uses white-out as a tooth filler.
She can't afford a mop - she stands on her head in order to mop the
Her idea of Desert was to go outside and collect the 'yellow
snow'...and yo loved it, didn't ya!
Yo momma so
short she can hang glides Doritos.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal"
small, cheap and greasy.
momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
momma's so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs.
Yo momma so stupid, she took a
spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo momma's so short, she does
back flips under the bed.