 YO
MAMA JOKES
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Yo Mama
so old...
She left her purse on Noah's Ark.
Jurassic Park
brought back the memories...
When she ran the
100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.
She still owes
Moses a dollar.
When she was at
school...there was No history class!
She uses her hot flushes to heat
her cup of Tea
She's got the first
autographed Koran.
She co-wrote the
4th Commandment.
When I asked for
Her ID yo mama handed me a rock
She even made Yoda
jealous.
She recalls When
the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
The fire department
are on standby when you light her birthday cake
When She gave
birth, You came out with Dentures.
She sat in front of
Jesus in 1st grade
Her first job was
as Cain and Abel's baby-sitter.
Her birthday
expired.
When Moses parted
the Red Sea, he found yo mama fishing on the other side!
She got the first
copy of the Ten Commandments.
Her social security
number is 000-000-001
She's got Adam and
Eve's autograph
She starting to
fart out Mummy dust
Her zip code is
00001.
She used to baby
sit Yoda
She uses chewing
gum as a band aid.
She used to cut
Betty Rubble's hair
She used to gang
bang with the Flintstones
She was once a
waitress at the last supper
Spielberg hired her
as historical consultant on Jurassic Park
She was the only
Creature in Jurassic Park they never had to animate
She uses T-Rex
dropping as fertilizer.
She was co-author
of the Dead Sea scrolls
When God said 'let
there be light', yo mama was the one flicking on the light switch.
She baby-sat for
Pythagorus
She used to get
sermon tips from Zeus.
She offered odds of
4 to 1 on Adam eating the apple
They call her
Captain Caveman
She's more ancient
than everything seen on the Antiques Road Show
She the only one at
the old folks home with a senior citizens discount.
Mel Gibson hired
yo mama to offer insights on what life was like with William Wallace
She got told to act
Her own age...and she died.
She farts out dust.
Her birth
certificate says "Expired" on it.
She used to
baby-sit Pascal
She invented the
term 'oldest profession in the world'
She's in Jesus's
yearbook!
She sat behind Yoda in the third
grade.
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