was the thirsty alien hanging around the computer?
was looking for the space bar!
the Earthling: We put a man on the moon in 1969.
the Martian: Big deal! We're going to send a team to the Sun.
the Earthling: You're mad! They'll be burned up before they even
the Martian: We're not that stupid! We're sending them up at night!
makes you think Marie Griffin is an alien?
has three 'i's.
Please Sir! Did you hear that scientists have found life on another
What are you talking about?
They found fleas on Pluto!
Did you ever taste the sun?
No, but I've heard it's outta this world!
Teenage Martian: I was at a party on Mercury last night.
Friend: Was it any good?
Teenage Martian: No! It was really boring.
Friend: How come?
Teenage Martian: There was no atmosphere.
you hear about the astronaut who stepped on chewing gum?
got stuck in Orbit!
came down to Earth one day and decided to help these two
to rob a bank. Anyway, to make a long story short,
got caught and the three of them found themselves in court.
judge sentenced the two earthlings to fifteen years, and Jupiter
a bit shocked when he was sentenced to ten years.
your honour" said Jupiter, "I didn't even take part
in the robbery!"
said the judge. "But you helped them ... Planet!"